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                      things a Bay Area summer has in abundance are clear skies 
                      and a strong eastbound wind. That said, it was only natural 
                      for us to pick up a kite early this year. We bought our 
                      plastic orange "stunt kite" (one with two strings 
                      and handles) made by Koosh during a visit to Games of Berkeley. 
                      We kept the kite in the back seat of the car, not as a show 
                      of outdoorsiness to tailgaters, but because we thought it 
                      would be the most convenient place to grab the kite from 
                      if we happened to drive to the park. Maybe it was, but that 
                      poor kite stayed right there, still unassembled inside its 
                      plastic wrap, for months.  All 
                      this changed one morning. Our commute takes us along the 
                      Berkeley Marina, where we saw a sign announcing a kite festival 
                      to be held there that weekend. Opportunity was knocking. True 
                      to its namesake, Sunday dawned bright and hopeful. We drove 
                      to the Marina for the festival. As we approached we caught 
                      site of multicolored tubes of nylon a full seventy feet 
                      long spinning lazily in the air. Getting closer we watched 
                      the sky fill with colorful kites of all shapes and sizes. 
                      Stunting stingrays (evolved versions of our own kite) chased 
                      each other like birds. Pyramid-shaped kites twirled and 
                      tugged at the end of their lines. Dragonflies with rainbow 
                      tails darted toward the earth and then back toward the stratosphere. 
                      This looked like no place for amateurs, but all the fliers 
                      looked happy and friendly enough, so we grabbed our little 
                      plastic wonder out of the backseat and hiked out across 
                      the green Marina hills to find a suitable spot for kite 
                      flying. Before 
                      any of the soaring tricks mentioned above are possible, 
                      the would-be kite flier must put his or her kite together. 
                      It sounds simple enough, but try doing it in a forty mile-an-hour 
                      wind. Now try it with the mindset that you want to build 
                      the kite by the book, following each step as written in 
                      the instructions perfectly. Now try to do it with a partner 
                      who is of the opposite school of thought, to whom the word 
                      "instructions" is translated as "impediment 
                      to immediate FUN." I won't name any names, but Heather 
                      (oops) and I tackled kite assembly each in our own style. 
                      Unfortunately, there was only one kite to be assembled, 
                      and both of us were frustrated by the semi-speedy, semi-accurate 
                      combination of our efforts. Soon 
                      though, the little kite was ready to fly. Gripping one handle 
                      in each hand, Heather looked toward the sky as I loosed 
                      the orange stunt kite into the stiff breeze. It soared high. 
                      Heather pulled the left handle and it dipped. She pulled 
                      the right one and it arched. The kite joined the legions 
                      of gaily-colored nylon fliers, and those two seconds before 
                      it slammed back into the ground seemed to last forever. The 
                      remainder of our afternoon at the kite festival was spent 
                      in short bursts of joy like this, followed by long stretches 
                      of frustration as the kite crashed again and again, each 
                      time ripping larger holes in its frail plastic skin. The 
                      larger nylon kites seemed aloof - they rested high in the 
                      jet stream. Some chased each other, diving down to earth 
                      and leaping skyward at the last moment. The huge revolving 
                      tube-kites, less than one hundred feet away from our hopeless 
                      foray, yawned and continued their slow spins. Although 
                      our kite was on a one-way road to the scrap yard, we managed 
                      to keep our spirits (if nothing else) high. The wind at 
                      the kite festival was exhilarating, but proved too much 
                      for our neophyte kite. We picked our ruined flier up off 
                      the ground, allowed a moment of silence to reflect on its 
                      brief career, and headed back to the car, depositing our 
                      wasted plastic kite in the trash. I turned to Heather and 
                      summed up the secret to kite flying a la The Graduate. 
                      One word, I said. Nylon. More 
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